Embarrassing noises - JoeGreenz schings
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When I was a kid… intermediate school, I was picked as a soloist to sing a Mozart song at a school concert.
I didn't show up on opening night. Silence. I couldn't deal with doing Fred Dagg impersonations during the day with my mates, then performing a suck, poncy singspiel of an evening. At 12, insecurity had a secure hold. Since then I have never even sung Happy Birthday. I was muted. A lovely friend gave me her iPhone recently - a perfectly good G3S - when she upgraded to the 4. I have become app-crazy. I found an app recently that encouraged me to sing (or something like it). It's called LaDiDa I love the poem Rain by Hone Tuwhare. Would make and exshellent song thought I. So…here is my interpretation… One take…an iPhone and maybe a little more unhappiness and chardonnay than is good for a man. (Please be gentle in your criticism…I have dainty hands).
